I might be even lamer than you think I am
It is gorgeous out today.
I just took a ride to Starbucks, windows down, sunroof open, in my family-sized mini-SUV with the baby seat in back, blasting midtempo country rock, and got a flavored frozen drink.
That’s right. I’m a badass.
I just took a ride to Starbucks, windows down, sunroof open, in my family-sized mini-SUV with the baby seat in back, blasting midtempo country rock, and got a flavored frozen drink.
That’s right. I’m a badass.
posted by endangered coffee at 1:39 PM
Wow dude, your badassitude renders me practically speechless.
Thanks Jazz.
That's right, I'm running with the devil. A yuppie devil.
Steve McQueen has nothing on you, pardner.
I am humbled by your greatness!
I bow in your general direction.
The only thing that could have made your badassocity soar even higher: listening to Eric Carmen's "All by Myself". Think about it, Thug.
That baby seat in the back is a chick magnet.