Headline of the day on CNN.com

 'Hippie chimps' fast disappearing as dinner

This headline is so disturbingly awful in its imagery that I am literally afraid to read the story. Seriously. Individually, all of the words make sense together. Mash them altogether, and it's like something out of a Peter Fonda/Jack Nicholson "trip" movie from the sixties.

The headline is enough to give me psychadelic nightmares. I'm afraid reading the story just might put me over the edge.